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Play Podcast    #016: Oh Look It Is a Podcast

Today's Topic: Pacing

Logan and Will get into the importance of pacing your plot points - mostly in your literary writing - throughout the course of your story, as well as a postmortem of the Joey Goebel interview from a few weeks back.

  Mon, 17 Jul 2006 05:48:00 GMT

Podshow
We're working on getting ourselves added to PodShow, so ignore this.

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  Wed, 12 Jul 2006 09:58:00 GMT

Play Podcast    INTERVIEW #003: Joey Goebel

Joey Goebel, author of Torture the Artist and The Anomalies calls in and has a hilarious phone interview with Will.
  Mon, 3 Jul 2006 07:34:00 GMT

Back From Texas
Hey, guys,

I just barely made it back flying from San Antonio (and then a long drive from Fresno to Porterville, which sucks, because at least Fresno has all my stuff there in the apartment), so I'm going to spend Sunday cutting down the Goebel interview into a nice and clean package.

Expect it Monday at the earliest, Tuesday at the latest. If you don't want to keep an eye on this (got enough to remember as is, I get it), just watch for Slushpile.net - they'll be the ones to have the skinny on what we're up to.

Or you could be good boys and girls and, like, subscribe. I know all of you are using iTunes. So it's not that difficult!
  Sun, 2 Jul 2006 07:13:00 GMT

Joey Goebel Interview Recorded
Interview's done, recorded, and I'm currently editing it.

I'm taking off to Texas for this week, so depending on how much time I end up spending at the hotel - maybe during my insomniac hours, I don't know - I may be able to get it done by this coming Saturday. If not, expect it around Monday.
  Mon, 26 Jun 2006 01:03:00 GMT

#015 Notes
The Emo Kid
  Sun, 25 Jun 2006 09:08:00 GMT

Play Podcast    #015: Buzzwords
Pretty much a very random show! Will's shirtless, Logan's still single, and projects galore!
  Sun, 25 Jun 2006 08:59:00 GMT

#014 Notes
Here's the link in question:

http://welcometothevelvet.com/showthread.php?t=2055
  Tue, 6 Jun 2006 20:43:00 GMT

Play Podcast    #014: The History of Ever
We're so, so, so late. We're sorry. It's summer and we've been doing stuff.

However, later I'll be providing some video content for you to peruse.
  Tue, 6 Jun 2006 20:36:00 GMT

Stop, Let Me Explain...
Okay, we did record the last show - that's no lie. It seems though, that Will's part of it got seriously corrupted. Had the show been published, you would've known that it was going to be longer for the next show, as finals week was this week for me.

Now that that's over, we can get back to doing the show. Our next interview will be in June, as scheduling would not work in May. We'll announce who it is next show. We may be recording tonight, or tomorrow night, depending on whether or not I'm hitting up a party. I'm a hermit, I may not.

In any case, trust me, you're going to like this next interview.
  Fri, 19 May 2006 19:28:00 GMT

#013 Recorded
Well, we got it done, so soon Will's audio will arrive in my inbox, and then on your doorstep.

Stay tuned.
  Sat, 29 Apr 2006 04:03:00 GMT

They Conspire
Headphones were stolen and throats were swollen; we didn't get to record last night.

Here's hoping tonight will be different.

  Wed, 26 Apr 2006 18:27:00 GMT

The Drinking Game

The rules of the game are as follows:

1) Whenever the word "fuck," or any permutation therein, is used by either Logan or Will, take one drink.

2) Whenever the novel House of Leaves is mentioned, take one drink.

3) Whenever a drink is taken on the air, take one drink.

4) Whenever the words "golden," "shoehorning," "totally different animal," or any permutations therein are used, take one drink.

5) Whenever Tom Waits is mentioned - finish the bottle.

  Mon, 24 Apr 2006 20:05:00 GMT

Play Podcast    INTERVIEW #002: Craig Clevenger
Craig Clevenger, author of The Contortionist's Handbook and Dermaphoria, has a sit-down with Logan to talk about just about everything, with twenty-nine and a half minutes of pure goodness.
  Sat, 22 Apr 2006 08:31:00 GMT

Clevenger Interview in the Can
Hey, guys,

I'm back in the 'No, completely exhausted, but I've got a great interview on the hard drive that I'll be spending the week taking the time to edit and perfect. One week from today you'll have my sit-down interview with Craig Clevenger, and so to give me more than enough time to have it sound as good as possible, we will not have Episode #013 recorded until the following week.

So next Saturday - Craig Clevenger interview. Don't miss it!
  Sat, 15 Apr 2006 08:54:00 GMT

On Counting
Which is to say, I forgot how.

Interviews have their own numbering list, or something.

Anyway, yeah, I say number thirteen, I think, on the show. Yeah, that's wrong. Or if you prefer, that's a lie.

So, off I go to San Francisco tomorrow, hopefully with a nice interview for you guys to hear for next Interview Saturday!

  Thu, 13 Apr 2006 09:22:00 GMT

Play Podcast    #012: This Goes On Myspace
New and leaner show setup!

The Interview Postmortem; Character creation and building; our Next Interview, and more!
  Thu, 13 Apr 2006 09:18:00 GMT

#013 Recorded
Show #013 was recorded, and if someone would sober up long enough to, oh, I don't know, send me his end of the audio, I could get it up by tonight.

But we all know the likelihood of that.
  Sat, 8 Apr 2006 20:11:00 GMT

Next Show Pushed Back
Not a sad face, because we're just pushing the show back to allow the interview to have its full week or so. You've got plenty of content that was not easy for us to acquire already in the bag - so enjoy it, bastards.

We'll be back next week, or earlier if we feel particularly benevolent.

--Logan

  Wed, 29 Mar 2006 07:12:00 GMT

Play Podcast    INTERVIEW #001: Stephen Graham Jones
Our interview with Stephen Graham Jones - author of The Fast Red Road, All the Beautiful Sinners, the Bleed Into Me collection, and the upcoming Demon Theory by MacAdam/Cage Publishing (April 2006).
  Sat, 25 Mar 2006 07:38:00 GMT

SGJ Interview Due For Saturday!
Yes, we have our interview with Stephen Graham Jones (website) wrapped up, and I am currently going through and cleaning up the audio to make it as tight as possible.

I'm very excited to see where this takes us, as we have two more guaranteed interviews that will be happening over the next couple of months - I'm hoping to have one interview a month, but I'm not going to push it - and I am working on acquiring more people from all different areas of literary and filmmaking publication.

Needless to say, this is really cool.

--Logan

  Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:46:00 GMT

Audio Quality on #011
We've been having some problems with keeping the audio of our headphones from being caught by our microphones, Will's in particular, and we've been trying different ways of dealing with it - different locations for the microphone, turning the gain down, etc. - so this show's audio was a little off as a result.

Some of the garbling on Will's end clearly is something going on with Sound Forge; I have a feeling that he may need more RAM in that sucker, unless he's doing the show off his Alienware, in which case, I have no clue why I would have an easier time of it than he.

Next show, though, I have a couple of ideas that we're going to test out before hand, and I will make sure that the acoustics on my end are better off. I'm sure Will would do so, as well. If you guys know how to help out with some of the issues you're hearing, by all means, e-mail us!

--Logan

  Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:36:00 GMT

#011: Show Notes
-- Sketch (Dictionary)

-- Fresno? Fresyes!

-- Pulp Fiction (iMDb)

-- Blair Witch Project (iMDb)

-- Poor Man's Steadycam

-- IFC Media Lab

-- Channel 101

-- YouTube

-- Internet Archive: Moving Image Archive

-- Stephen Graham Jones


Music

-- Psycheasthetic

-- Cursive

-- Revolution

  Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:34:00 GMT

Play Podcast    #011: Local Lingo Is Horrible
IN THIS EPISODE:

-- An all filmmaking show!

-- Logan talks about his student acting gig and gets overly self-absorbed

-- How independent filmmaking has never been better

-- The various methods of filmmaking publication

-- Announcing our first interview

-- More!

  Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:30:00 GMT

Delaystation
We were supposed to record last night, but one of my cords - the one that's not supposed to die - did. And the sound was really horrible.

Tonight's a really thick night for me, so we'll try again tomorrow. First rule of cords - if you think you need one, buy two. If you think you need two, buy eight.

However - don't fret, we've got three interviews lined up, and our first one is imminent, so we'll be recording it and then putting it up ASAP.

Hang with us!

--Logan

  Thu, 16 Mar 2006 23:29:00 GMT

Play Podcast    #010: Cream Cheese Is Not Really Cream
A whole lot of incomprehensible talk, and then some stuff on the different forms of literary publication.
  Mon, 13 Mar 2006 02:10:00 GMT

Will's Fault
Will's taking his sweet time getting me his raw audio.

We will probably be late for show #10.

That is all.

  Fri, 10 Mar 2006 03:06:00 GMT

Play Podcast    #009: Filled With Mystery
Antagonists, The Cut-Away Technique, MC Frontalot, Pilotdrift, The Metrosexual Segment, Logan Fails at Love, and more!
misnomerpodcast@gmail.com   Fri, 3 Mar 2006 01:35:00 GMT

Play Podcast    #008: The Worst Ever
Horrible audio quality, apologies; Acting; SEGMENT ONE: Dialogue; SEGMENT TWO: Outlining; More Tom Waits
  Thu, 23 Feb 2006 21:48:00 GMT

#008 Recorded
Hey, everyone,

We finished recording show #008 this past Wednesday, and I'm going to spend some time editing it and wait until next Wednesday to post it. That way we can finally get things aligned properly. I want to have Wednesday be when we post a show and record the next one to give me a full week to edit it all throughout. It's just nicer that way, and then, with it being hump day, if we for whatever reason don't get it rockin' that night, we still have Thursday, Friday, Saturday, etc. to get it done, with plenty of time to clean up the audio and what not.

Again, we're getting interviews lined up; we have some actually saying yes, which means eventually we'll be getting something nailed down. I'm still working out the kinks with recording Skype calls, but I think we'll be all right.

Anyway, see you Wednesday!

  Sun, 19 Feb 2006 04:11:00 GMT

Audio Quality
Here I have to throw out an apology - with the new equipment, we're still working out the kinks. Obviously, when mixing music and voice, my voice occasionally gets drowned out. This is because the monitor tells me I'm louder than I really am in comparison to the music. As a result, I'll remember to up the level of my microphone more than what common sense would tell you it should be, and that should counter it.

Also, Will had some problems with his computer, and so I took out what chunks I could where that happened, but a little over the fifty minute mark, you'll hear a little bit of garbage in there. We're hoping that dropping the overall quality and bit rate should fix it, and with it being a spoken word (mostly) show, you shouldn't notice much difference.

With that said - if you're on the latest part of iTunes, you'll see we've got our chapter markers up, now. It really doesn't work right now if you're looking for a particular segment - occasionally I threw stuff in there because it was funny and not because I was marking out a section of audio - so you may want to open the "album artwork" window and just keep an eye on it as you listen. I have the show links on there.

I may be losing a few listeners as a result, because I believe now the only people who can listen are iTunes people, or those who can play .m4b files. I'm not too concerned, as I have the stat numbers and when they show it to me in a pie chart, the number of people who don't use iTunes seem to have a line's worth of the pie. Not even a slice.

If you don't have iTunes, your only excuse should be that you're on a Linux distro. And if you're on Linux, chances are there's something for it that you could use in place of iTunes. Again, not worried. Just a heads up.

misnomerpodcast@gmail.com   Thu, 9 Feb 2006 07:41:00 GMT

Play Podcast    #007: Funny Story
ENHANCED podcast! The Mamet Memo, Character Deaths, Teen Dramas, Retractions, and more!
misnomerpodcast@gmail.com   Thu, 9 Feb 2006 03:38:00 GMT

Recorded
We got it recorded last night, and tonight I'm cleaning up the audio. Tomorrow I'll be doing the editing and posting it. And then we're going to record again, per our new recording schedule.

Wednesday evening: Record

Thursday-Saturday: Edit

Sunday: Publish

We figured that since Wednesday is LOST night, we would both be around and not doing anything like partying or sexual perversions, so it would be easy for us to just record. Which means, yes, tomorrow we are scheduled to record.

misnomerpodcast@gmail.com   Wed, 8 Feb 2006 05:10:00 GMT

Recording Issues
Not really problems, so much as, when we actually do manage to get ourselves out of what we've been stuck with beyond the show, we're just so exhausted that there's no possible way we could do a decent show. Later tonight - as in, Saturday night - we should be okay to go. We'll get it going, and get it to you.
misnomerpodcast@gmail.com   Sat, 4 Feb 2006 09:43:00 GMT

Lies. Damnable lies.
The conversation transcribed below? Entirely fictional. Logan has manufactured all of it in some sort of desperate smear campaign to discredit me, and there is not a shred of truth to it.

Okay, that was a lie.

Also, I'm officially off my antibiotics. What this means for you, our throng of adoring fans, is that I can drink on-air again, and the Official Misnomer Drinking Game (TM) is back in effect. Huzzah!
roboticpenguin@hotmail.com   Wed, 1 Feb 2006 02:15:00 GMT

On Seduction
More conversations:

5:37:51 PM Will: I'm thinking I'm gonna re-seduce the chick I lost my virginity to.
5:38:40 PM Logan: Yay.
5:39:03 PM Will: 'Cause she's hot. And has money, so I could probably convince her to come to me
5:39:09 PM Logan: Whoo.
5:39:21 PM Logan: See if you can't get her to donate to Misnomer.
5:39:27 PM Will: No.
5:39:36 PM Will: 'Cause then she'd be curious, and want to listen to it.
5:39:51 PM Will: And then any chances of successful seduction would implode.
5:40:06 PM Logan: Then lie.
5:40:20 PM Will: I'm not a very good liar.
5:40:48 PM Logan: ...
5:41:00 PM Will: Yeah, that was a lie

misnomerpodcast@gmail.com   Wed, 1 Feb 2006 01:42:00 GMT

Unstable Narrative addition
I was talking about what the MA/C editor Jason Wood was talking about, and I managed to find that particular post. Here's the whole thread that discusses it, with the following post included:

Even the insane, and I mean the deepest of the clinically insane, think in a structure. Instability, deception, skewed perception and the like must still follow some form of logic. The way your character makes connections and associations, his progression of thought, and his moral barometer must follow an internal consistency. Otherwise, you're working with something random and, regardless of what deconstructionists want to say about it, you cannot build character without some kind of pattern. That pattern can shift and evolve, but it has to for a reason.

"I'm dead, doctor."
"What, Joe? That's absurd."
"Really, I mean it. I'm dead, 100% dead."
"Can dead people bleed, Joe?"
"No. I don't think so. Why?"
"Well, if I do this..."
"Hey, ow, goddammit."
"See, now you're bleeding. Ergo, you are not dead."
"Isn't that something?"
"It certainly is."
"Dead people can bleed."

It's all about interior logic.

I totally mangled the quote, but there you go!

misnomerpodcast@gmail.com   Tue, 31 Jan 2006 04:23:00 GMT

#006: Show notes
PAX DVD Trailer (link) (with our Will on it)

House of Leaves site (link)

Craig Clevenger (link)

Stephen Graham Jones (link)

Endless Blue site (link)

Urbis (writer's workshop) (link)

Dove Chocolate (link)

misnomerpodcast@gmail.com   Sat, 28 Jan 2006 07:43:00 GMT

The Game So Far
Occasionally I delude myself into thinking that we're doing a serious show, and then Will says something to reel me back in where I belong. It usually ends up along the lines of "Penis LOL" or other permutations. God bless the man.

Audacity is dead to me, now. I am officially making my move to acquire GarageBand 3. Ubercaster couldn't come fast enough, but they're taking their time to develop. Whether they make it to have a release in the first quarter of the calendar year, really remains to be seen - I have my doubts - but I do appreciate that they seem to be taking their time to not only develop it well, but also to not burn themselves out on it. One of the most hated enemies of open source development is that of overheating programmers.

Nevertheless, I have already switched to Quicktime Pro for the bulk of recording on my end; Audacity is such a resource hound. I don't mean to defame the program, as Will uses it on his Windows machine and hasn't reported any problems whatsoever, but I just think the version for OS X was rushed. Throughout the course of editing this past show, my computer crashed no less than twelve times. This is not an exaggeration; I counted at least twelve and then cried.

Show notes will get posted tomorrow, more than likely; I can't be bothered with it today, as right as I type this I'm waiting on my second class of the day, and have estimated that my time spent on campus will amount to a shade over twelve hours. Thursdays are no longer days of happiness for me, but Friday is a beacon of light, so I can spend some time re-listening to the show and typing up the links as I go.

As for audio quality - I know. Pops and clicks abound. The former comes from my amateur knowledge of this new microphone. I am actually amplifying most of what I say in editing, despite having the gain turned up to Eleven. I will have to see what I can do about that. But things like touching the microphone, playing with quarters, playing with ink pens, paper, etc. will cease next show. Hypothetically. When the show gets started and my neurotic ticks become pushed into the unconscious mind, you never know what can happen. I may actually chew on some chocolate. Next Show's Topics: Author Personas, Character Deaths

misnomerpodcast@gmail.com   Thu, 26 Jan 2006 20:04:00 GMT

Play Podcast    #006: When Done Right
Intro, The Unstable Narrative, Short Story Cliches, Future Plans, Endless Blue - "Down"
misnomerpodcast@gmail.com   Thu, 26 Jan 2006 20:02:00 GMT

Problems
We've got the show done. It's edited and everything.

The problem is that everytime I try to upload it over FTP, it starts uploading at a good speed, and then within about thirty seconds, winds down to less than 1 KB/s.

Very, very frustrating. I'll see if it's me and try to upload over my college's connection. I've been trying to upload all last night and it just wouldn't do it.

misnomerpodcast@gmail.com   Thu, 26 Jan 2006 17:09:00 GMT

The Juice
Update on what's going on:

1) Will's sick, still, and on-and-off, so this next show we've got my good pal Nick to fill in.

2) Nick filled in nicely, but technical problems and my brain-to-mouth connection just made the show a flat out disaster. We have the audio, just on a number of tracks that I'm going to have to splice together. It took about three hours to get one hour of audio with all the issues. Not fun.

3) Show #6? Probably not until Wednesday.

4) Thursday? Will should be up for recording by then, and this time I won't let him run off to "get drinks." He can drink on the show.

misnomerpodcast@gmail.com   Mon, 23 Jan 2006 08:33:00 GMT

Play Podcast    Misnomer QuickNote
A quick message to the listeners about the show; Tom Waits' "Alice"
misnomerpodcast@gmail.com   Thu, 19 Jan 2006 08:50:00 GMT

Man Down
Occasionally we do things not knowing that, inevitably, karma, a god or sweet, sweet irony will punish us severely for our indescretions.

Clearly, Will's 102-fahrenheit fever can only have one explanation.

Needless to say, we haven't recorded, and thus it may be until Monday, I would gather, before we record again, which is... well, it may very well become our new schedule. Plan for Thursday, actually record on Monday, lay it down on Wednesday.

Yeah. Yeah, I think we can work that.

GarageBand 3, by the way? I'm there. You don't even know. No, really, you don't know.

misnomerpodcast@gmail.com   Sat, 14 Jan 2006 04:36:00 GMT

"Shoehorning"
I was giving the most recent episode of our lovely little show the old once-over (To make sure I didn't say anything too embarassing), and couldn't help but notice that I said "Shoehorning" an awful lot. I apologize. Though it does give me a good idea. If you're feeling adventurous, I would like to suggest you adopt a corollary to the Official Misnomer Drinking Game rules. Every time I say "shoehorning," take a shot. In short order, you'll be too drunk to notice my abuse of the word. I obviously was.
logan@cryovault.net   Thu, 12 Jan 2006 00:28:00 GMT

Insomnia! Hooray Insomnia!
For once, Will was able to send the entire .mp3 of his half of the raw audio to me in one fell swoop, instead of having to break it up in literally twenty pieces just for our respective firewalls to not go crazy. I don't know why in just this instance, sixty megs of data that I request becomes impossible. I get an image of a woman. This woman has her hand on a garden hose, and when it's most inopportune, she grips it tightly.

I've played around with Quicktime Pro's chapter-making abilities. I'm able to edit the show in a good three hours if I sit down and do it. I'm not entirely certain how Podcast Maker would work with Libsyn. Perhaps if I had something that had me do more of the work, it would feel like it was worth the investment. I do need something better than Audacity, now. I believe we've gotten to that point to where we need some better features.

Ubercaster looks very, very promising, but it has yet to reach beta, and with the way Audacity likes to crash - nay, not crash, I believe the closer term is detonate - at the most inopportune times (like, say, after I've forgotten to save every three changes, and I decide to make just one more addition and I'll save this big different version), I could use some better software.

I'm considering GarageBand, which I guess if you're on a Mac (and I am), supposedly it's the best thing around. I may do my basic recording via Audacity, and then edit on GarageBand. I think just straight up audio, while many podcasts do that, doesn't quite do it. I like to have an all-around show. As you're listening, have chapter pictures with clickable links. The show notes while you listen. Obviously, if you're on iTunes - and from the numbers, nearly 100% of you are - you'll have this capability. Since you can make chapters in Quicktime Pro, I assume you can see them, as well.

If you're on WinAmp... I don't know, man. I don't know. I left 1999 a while ago.

I am getting better at editing, I think. It would be nice to have some audio people making or finding sounds that would fit what I'm looking for. What I do find is just patchwork, and I'd like to get something a bit more, y'know, that p-word. Professional.

Update: So much for Audacity. At about 8:30 into the show, silence. I had a bumper in there. I know I did, because I heard it when I did my final listen to make sure there wasn't any dead air. And it has disappeared. So I've had to re-open and simply erase that dead air, and then re-upload the file. We may have seen the last of Audacity for me.

loganrapp@gmail.com   Wed, 11 Jan 2006 12:36:00 GMT

#005: Show Notes
Dionaea House (link)

Bash Quote Database (link)

Chuck Palahniuk's Official Site (link)

UnFiction (Alternate Reality Game hub) (link)

Endless Blue (link)

Next Week's Topics: Short Story Cliches; Lighting in Films

logan@cryovault.net   Wed, 11 Jan 2006 11:15:00 GMT

Play Podcast    #005: Pynchon and Prodigal Vagrants
Will's back, following up last week, unique storytelling mediums, writing music and more!
loganrapp@gmail.com   Wed, 11 Jan 2006 11:07:00 GMT

On Lying
In short, I do it a lot. In fact, I hope one day to be paid for all of my falsehoods. One of which, of course, is saying that I am a decent radio host. Which I'm not. In fact, it's not even radio, there are no magical waves that emanate from my host server to your FM dial. I still have severe doubts that we are more than "those guys I listen to in the background when I'm reading pornography."

In any case, no, podcast hasn't been recorded. Did I say it'd be done by