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Ammonia
Blue-collar Bourgeoisie: Culture, Media and News. © ©2005
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Play Podcast    Return of the Beat Poet
Captured in audio by James and Gary in a previous episode, the Beat Poet returns in video format. With stunning visuals and Hollywood style editing, the words of America's biggest unkown poet come to life in a refreshing sigh of ocular splendor. Breathe Deep.
theammonia@hotmail.com   Tue, 8 Aug 2006 00:09:00 GMT

Play Podcast    Born Again
James and Gary return with their most uncomfortable and uninteresting episode ever. If you've ever wondered what a virgin fumbling with a bra sounds like, here ya go. Completely reserved and terrified of talking about anything important, the boys of Ammonia personify the nightmare that is stage fright. If anything, this episode qualifies as the lost cherry of a G.I. before his deployment to Iraq. Let's hope they survive. Breathe Deep.
  Mon, 10 Jul 2006 05:41:00 GMT

Play Podcast    Cheney's iSight
In an Ammonia exclusive, audio from Vice President Dick Cheney's recent hunting debacle is published for the first time. In their best episode yet, James and Gary discuss the osmosis of bad luck and share with us a song expressing their shared vagina envy. They challenge anyone who hates fellatio to contact them and wonder what such a tortured soul must sound like. If you're game, call 206-202-4430. Unless you're lungs are filled with birdshot, Breathe Deep.
The Ammonia   Tue, 14 Feb 2006 04:19:00 GMT

Play Podcast    Mike The Retard's Competitive Nature
The Ammonia has some fun with a new game show. Ask Me Some Questions pits hometown favorite Mike the Retard against Cornell University celebrity and afterlife socialite Carl Sagan. Special guest Randy Randy stops by and shares adventures of his recent trip to Las Vegas. Gary wishes he could have tagged along and James is just oblivious to everything around him. Do your best to Breathe Deep between the heaters.
The Ammonia   Tue, 7 Feb 2006 05:32:00 GMT

Play Podcast    The Pain of Shallow Steve
James and Gary welcome back Shallow Steve for a glimpse into the utter hell that is his life. Steve opens up and shares with us the mental rigor of being in upper management and the sea of stupidity he diligently treads through each day. Gary gets treated like crap by a deaf salesman and has a hard time dealing with it. All this and more in this week's episode. Breathe Deep or you're fired, and don't touch the radio.
The Ammonia   Mon, 23 Jan 2006 00:13:00 GMT

Play Podcast    The Pope Is Love... and German
The boys of Ammonia return to their studio from an outing to a local coffeehouse and bring back a gem of the local beat poetry scene. James is a flip flopper and a cheap bastard. Listener feedback gives some insight to the diverse audience of the show. The Pope weighs in on the tribute to Mindy McCready and in the process shows everyone the soothing nature of unconditional love and understanding. ATMEN SIE TIEF!!!!!!
The Ammonia   Sat, 14 Jan 2006 04:13:00 GMT

Play Podcast    We Have Seen The Mountaintop
The new year greets the boys of The Ammonia with a typical heavy hand. Faced with adversity, James and Gary crank one out for the team. After many failed attempts to produce this week's episode, the show goes on. James tries to adjust to the concept of work after returning from a long vacation. Gary is drained and lets out his demons through a blues tribute to Mindy McCready, the south's premier fallen angel / crack whore. Your prescription is ready, Breath Deep.
The Ammonia   Thu, 5 Jan 2006 03:02:00 GMT

Play Podcast    The Intelligent Design of Foosball
Immersed in the Christmas spirit, James and Gary exchange presents on the air. James apologizes yet again and Gary impresses himself with his choice of gift. Creationism is suddenly intelligent design. James decides to give up herbal remedies and Gary owns up to his drunken past. Why do so many podcasters act like homeless bums? Peace on earth, good will toward men, and if Santa stops by your neck of the woods, tell him to be sure and Breathe Deep.
The Ammonia   Sun, 25 Dec 2005 09:52:00 GMT

Play Podcast    The Gang is here
In this edition, along with our guests Shallow Steve and Randy, we explore Steveâs shallowness and the meaning of Christmas. A âspecialâ? guest stops in to tell us about the dangers of urinating in a coffee pot and how fun buses are. Weâve included a Christmas song (really, itâs a Christmas song) for everyone to learn before they go caroling. Happy soon to be Holidayâs and breathe deep.
The Ammonia   Fri, 16 Dec 2005 15:53:00 GMT

Play Podcast    Suburban Warfare and Snaggle-Teeth
An acquaintance has to choose between basic health care and a new Xbox. From the mean streets of suburban America comes an old school rap. Gary can't find a filling meal and 90's rock & roll gets a work through. Carl Sagan returns for some coarse pillow talk and refuses to sleep on the wet spot. Breathe Deep.
The Ammonia   Sat, 10 Dec 2005 19:16:00 GMT

Play Podcast    Things The Ice Cream Man Never Sold You
High from the realization that you all love twisted shit, James & Gary deliver another bounty of the over ripened fruit you love to bite into. Things start off with a heartwarming tale from the life of Shallow Steve and find their way into the identifying fingerprint of individual masturbation techniques. Gary's grandfather is mourned and the resulting questions of mortality get answered by a stuttering preacher. No wonder he's so confused. A new holiday song puts smiles back on all our faces. This episode of The Ammonia is served with a chaser of formaldehyde. Breathe Deep.
The Ammonia   Sun, 4 Dec 2005 21:23:00 GMT

Play Podcast    Turkey Tubes and No-Shows
We begin with a holiday opus to an absent friend and discover James is an apologist. A special visit from a music legend leaves everyone a little more fulfilled. Shallow Steve is brought up along with the Sliding Schiavo Scale. James becomes a tube for Thanksgiving. Our Ammonia runneth over. Breathe Deep.
The Ammonia   Mon, 28 Nov 2005 02:16:00 GMT

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The Ammonia   Sun, 27 Nov 2005 09:03:00 GMT

Channeling The Greats and the Fecal Matters Finale
An unexpected window to the after-life opens and the kindred spirits of Carl Sagan and Rodney Dangerfield pay James and Gary a visit. In this episode we learn the importance of knowing when to blend in, the reasoning behind anti-lesbian mentality, why we love Erica, and the great mystery of Joey (whom you've more than likely met a thousand times). Feel the blood flow as the boys hit their stride and Breathe Deep.
The Ammonia   Thu, 24 Nov 2005 10:54:00 GMT

Play Podcast    Fecal Matters Part 1 / The Hiccups
A private burping contest turns into an impromptu podcast. James is cursed with a month long cold. Gary is drunk, retarded, abusive and apologetic, with a large dose of the hiccups. The boys discuss ATM machines, James Earl Jones and tornadic activity among other things. Immerse yourself in the viscous afterbirth of our newborn baby, The Ammonia. It gets pretty messy. Breathe Deep.
The Ammonia   Wed, 23 Nov 2005 08:43:00 GMT

Play Podcast    Ammonia: Inauguration Day
Welcome to The Ammonia. Our inaugural podcast covers a variety of topics. From drunken homeless people to canine prostitution to exotic uses for cured cucumbers by elderly pop culture icons. The Ammonia is thick in this episode and gives you a glimpse of what's to come. Enjoy this aural offfensiveness and Breathe Deep.
The Ammonia   Tue, 22 Nov 2005 03:57:00 GMT



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