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The top 100 PFA figures of all time
The self-aware PFAs that we are, we took a step back from our category and tried to think of the 100 public figures you've just GOT to know if you want to be a pretentious fuck. These can be artists, writers, musicians, filmmakers, actors, thinkers, politicians, whatever.

I even went so far, tonight, as to rank them in a top 100, VH1-style countdown. Since Emily and I thought of way more than 100 last night, I had to cut a bunch, and of course I didn't remember them all. So consider this a prelimarily list. Here's where you come in: Check the list out, enjoy it, and e-mail me back with your suggestions of who we left out. Feel free to gripe about the order too, though I think it's pretty impossible to contest #1.

100. Arianna Huffington
99. Robert Pollard
98. Henri Langlois
97. Laurie David
96. John Kerry
95. Stephen Colbert
94. John Darnielle
93. Barack Obama
92. Edward R. Murrow
91. Cole Porter
90. Colin Meloy
89. Sofia Coppola
88. Bill Maher
87. Gary Trudeau
86. Michael Azzerad
85. Neil Gaiman
84. Arthur Miller
83. Irvine Welsh
82. Voltaire
81. Steven Sondheim
80. Janeane Garafalo

79. Frank Miller
78. Valerie Solanas
77. John Linnell and John Flansburgh
76. Emo Phillips
75. Robert Altman
74. Calvin Johnson
73. David Cross
72. Henry Rollins
71. Oscar Wilde
70. David Lynch
69. Stan Brakhage
68. John Lennon
67. Nick Hornby
66. Camille Paglia
65. Garrison Keillor
64. Abbie Hoffman
63. Richard Linklater
62. Marcel Duchamp
61. Yoko Ono
60. Pier Paolo Pasolini

59. Allen Ginsburg
58. Eve Ensler
57. Gore Vidal
56. Steve Buscemi
55. Jackson Pollack
54. Robert Smith
53. John Lydon
52. Roland Barthes
51. George Orwell
50. Bob Dylan
49. Charles Bukowski
48. Julian Schnabel
47. David Bowie
46. Jello Biafra
45. Steven Wright
44. Tom Wolfe
43. Stanley Kubrick
42. Albert Camus
41. Patti Smith
40. Susan Sontag

39. Chuck Paluhnick
38. Michelangelo Antonioni
37. Stephin Merritt
36. Ira Glass and Sarah Vowell
35. Ingmar Bergman
34. Brian Eno
33. William S. Burroughs
32. Matthew Barney
31. Laurie Anderson
30. Truman Capote
29. Lester Bangs
28. Howard Zinn
27. Sylvia Plath
26. Salvador Dali
25. Woody Allen
24. Soren Kierkegaard
23. Chuck Klosterman
22. Hal Hartey
21. Leonard Cohen

...And the top 20 all-stars!...

20. David Sedaris
19. Salmon Rushdie
18. Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon
17. Jean-Michel Basquiat
16. David Byrne
15. Jean-Paul Sartre
14. Jim Jarmusch
13. Lou Reed
12. Jack Kerouac
11. Morrissey
10. John Zorn
9. John Cage
8. Hunter S. Thompson
7. Kurt Vonnegut
6. Bertolt Brecht
5. Tom Waits
4. Frederick Nietschze
3. Jean-Luc Godard
2. Noam Chomsky
1. Andy Warhol
pfalliance@gmail.com (Liberatr.net)   Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:29:43 -0500
Play Podcast    Crapface 37: Station IDs Seem So Passe

Episode 37
crapface_37.mp3
Running time: 57:32


Myla and the Captain return from a LONG hiatus in the new downtown pad. We talk about our new relationships, movies, Myla's teaching gig, and lots more. The Downtown Warrior even stops by for a visit with presents!

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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pfalliance@gmail.com (Liberatr.net)   Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:47:08 -0500
Play Podcast    Crapface 36: Don't Let My Lust For You Impair Our Friendship

Episode 36
crapface_36.mp3
Running time: 32:29


Kait and Ariel join Myla Goldberg and the Captain of the Other Team for a playful Skype romp about phalli, hot cross buns, Richie Scurvy, and more. For the first time in a long time, VH1 and the Gilmore Girls don't come up in conversation. Be sure to check out the links this week.

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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pfalliance@gmail.com (Liberatr.net)   Wed, 21 Feb 2007 02:51:43 -0600
Play Podcast    Crapface 35: Dinner for 2 with PFA

Episode 35
crapface_35.mp3
Running time: 1:02:52


Ask and Ye Shall Recieve... PFA! The original lords of Pretentiousness duck it in from the Casa de Capitan in Orlando on WEH DAY of all days! Weh day is often celebrated around Superbowl Sunday as a way to counteract the energy of rainy television broadcasts with awesomeness and organic food and chanting and baked goods!

Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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pfalliance@gmail.com (Liberatr.net)   Tue, 06 Feb 2007 19:04:41 -0600
Grandma Party Returns, 4/7/7
For those of you that don't know, you can hear some of our previous talks about Grandma Party in past episodes:
Posts tagged as Grandma Party on PFAlliance.BlogSpot.com

YO YO YO GRANDMA PARTY PEOPLE!

We didn't forget about you, and we hope you have not forgotten us.

Looky here…

The third randomly intervaled Grandma Party Bazaar is happening on
April 7th 2007 in the luxurious Stardust Parking
Lot.

If you are receiving this email it means you were a vendor at a
pervious bazaar. We want to give top priority to you guys. You can
secure your spot in one of two ways:

You can sign up by sending 25 dollars through pay pal to Casey
Or
You can save 5 bucks and pay Casey 20 dollars at the EARLY VENDOR SIGN
UP MEETING on January 15th at 8 PM at Stardust.

If neither of these is possible, get in touch with casey (via above email or myspace) and a special
emergency plan can be put into action, just because we love you that
much.

When you sign up please give a description of what your
booth will hold and also if you plan on having a tent. This will help
us when we make the layout for the whole bazaar.

More information will be coming at you soon. Expect the normal or not
so normal grandma party shenanigans.

Loves
Grandma Party

P.S. …. JT will be back in town and he wants to see all of you.
pfalliance@gmail.com (Liberatr.net)   Mon, 08 Jan 2007 06:08:16 -0600
Play Podcast    Crapface 34 - Do you want a beer?

Episode 34
crapface_34.mp3
Running time: 12:08


Myla and the Captain reach their first Anniversary as Crapfaces! It's official! The venue is Austin's Coffee following the Marc with a C Holiday special with Bhren. Mumpsy makes a special unexpected appearance as well. Than you Crapfaces, we wish you a Pretentious New Year!

Topics discussed in this show:
  • We're back!
  • Marc with a C Holiday Show with Bhren
  • One Year 'Versary
  • Man Huggin'!
  • "That is a pretentious device"
  • "IKEA is their 'Third Place'?"
  • Austin's and Stardust are Third Places
  • "I hear that Grandma Party is coming back"
  • Pan-dos
  • "Goin' to Denny's?" "For a chicken Frontega Sandwich!"
  • Ryan's Car Keys
  • Here comes Mumpsy "You wanna interview me?"
  • Strawberry Pancakes
  • Tahiti 80 - Fosbury
  • Mumpsy has a band, we saw them at Holiday Help Out
  • "I'm a roadie by choice!"
  • Sandwiches, Coffee and Tea
  • Myla is Hungry
  • Thank you!!
  • PRETENT-shirts
  • Shrink Your Ecological Footprint, which is now a podcast with Gina
  • Happy 2007
Don't forget to send your emails to pfalliance@gmail.com OR pfa.myla@gmail.com, and check out the links and past shows at pfalliance.blogspot.com.
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pfalliance@gmail.com (Liberatr.net)   Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:01:56 -0600
Mark Baratelli Asks: How Do You Feel?
Our good friend and fellow podcaster Mark Baratelli has luanched a video version of his audio podcast "How Do You Feel?" On top of that, he has branded all of his podcasts as "Mark Baratelli Presents" (or so it would seem from his MySpace page). Now let's watch the insanity as it rolls by...

Mark will tell you how you should feel
www.myspace.com/howdoyoufeelpodcast

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