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Cinema de Merde
Reviews and essays on bad and cheesy movies! © Copyright 2005-2006
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Play Podcast    Night of the Lepus: The CdM Review
Terror mounts as giant mutant bunnies rampage through a small Western town!
  Tue, 16 Jan 2007 21:00:00 -0500

Play Podcast    Invasion of the Bee Girls: The CdM Review
This 70s film posits a coming nightmare as feminism takes over the world, leading mysterious "bee girls" to f**k men to DEATH!
  Tue, 26 Sep 2006 21:00:00 -0500

Play Podcast    Good Guys Wear Black: The CdM Review
Chuck Norris gets the bad guys and loves the ladies in this movie that wraps up all the fabulousness of the 70s into one convenient package.
  Mon, 22 May 2006 21:00:00 -0500

Play Podcast    Perfect: The CdM Review
This searing expose of how in the 80s, aerobics clubs had become the new singles bars, wouldn't be worth seeing if not for the long, bizarre pelvic-thrusting scene.
  Wed, 10 May 2006 21:00:00 -0500

Play Podcast    Witchboard: The CdM Review
'Be careful whom you invite into your womb' appears to be the message of this thriller, in which Tawney Kitaen graciously allows herself to be possessed in order to facilitate the homoerotic bonding of two long-lost chums.
  Wed, 26 Apr 2006 21:00:00 -0500

Play Podcast    Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo: The CdM Review
This charming Uber-80s musical takes place on a magical plane where ebullient breakdance routines are liable to erupt at any moment.
  Sun, 12 Mar 2006 21:00:00 -0500

Play Podcast    A Night in Heaven: The CdM DVD Rental Review
A very good Lesley Ann Warren stars as a community college teacher who finds that the student she flunked that day is the male stripper wagging his crotch in her face that night.
  Wed, 28 Dec 2005 21:00:00 -0500

Play Podcast    Staying Alive: The CdM DVD Rental Review
This sequel to Saturday Night Fever is more like Rocky joins A Chorus Line, probably because it is co-written and directed by Sylvester Stallone.
  Tue, 6 Dec 2005 21:00:00 -0500

Play Podcast    Roller Boogie: The CdM Review
Former Exorcist possessee Linda Blair plays a musical prodigy seduced by the disco skate scene in a film so outragesously cheesy it is second only to Xanadu.
  Wed, 28 Sep 2005 21:00:00 -0500

Play Podcast    The Twilight of Olivia: Xanadu and Two of a Kind: The CdM Review
The two nails in the coffin of Olivia Newton-John's movie career, these movies are off-the-chart cheesy... and yet, what could diminish Olivia's megawatt fabulousness?
  Wed, 28 Sep 2005 21:00:00 -0500

Play Podcast    Disco Godfather: The CdM Review
The godfather of the disco is here to put some weight on the scourge of angel dust overtaking his town in this charming blaxploitation flick.
  Thu, 8 Sep 2005 21:00:00 -0500

Play Podcast    Gymkata: The CdM Review
An astonishingly cheesy movie in which a young man is trained to FUSE his gymnastic ability with the martial arts to complete a top-secret mission is mysterious Parmistan!
  Thu, 8 Sep 2005 21:00:00 -0500

Play Podcast    Return of Swamp Thing: The CdM Review
If hot Flora-on-Fauna action is what you crave, this adventure starring half-man-half-plant Swamp Thing and Heather Locklear is for you!
  Thu, 8 Sep 2005 21:00:00 -0500

Play Podcast    The Function of Gay Men in Action Movies: A CdM Essay
A consideration of why there always seem to be outrageously charicatured gay men in movies filled with macho men such as The Longest Yard [remake], Con Air, and Wedding Crashers.
  Sun, 11 Sep 2005 21:00:00 -0500

Play Podcast    Sssssss: The CdM Review
Poor Dirk Benedict just wanted to assist his local mad doctor in the lab, and wouldn't you know he winds up getting turned into a snake. Drat the luck!
  Sun, 11 Sep 2005 21:00:00 -0500

Play Podcast    Supergirl: The CdM Review
Simply the most relentlessly appalling movie I have ever seen. Poor, dim Supergirl has to come to Earth to retreive this idiotic magic billiard ball that Faye Dunaway is going to use for some kind of evil or other.
  Sun, 11 Sep 2005 21:00:00 -0500



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